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[fijigrog]

here val we go.....lol

every 9 am saturday i try to hide also........they keep good time man,...... i dont answer the door,just feed up ,told them am not in ,but they wont listen,...said but his van is here,i says its a devils oil pissing chrysler van..hehhe they were here today in -20c ,nothing deters them..... am not showing at the door....:new_all_c

[Salesman]

here val we go.....lol

every 9 am saturday i try to hide also........they keep good time man,...... i dont answer the door,just feed up ,told them am not in ,but they wont listen,...said but his van is here,i says its a devils oil pissing chrysler van..hehhe they were here today in -20c ,nothing deters them..... am not showing at the door....:new_all_c


Try answering the Door with a hand Gun in a holster on your hip.

I have Concealed weapon firearm license in my State,

So thy cant do shit but go away LOL :drink:

[polarbear67`]

i answer the door with my rob open - If they still around after taht I tell em I got no time - gotta go give blood, but after that if they .........


well they be gone by then - never had to finish that sentence =- lmao !!!!!!!!

[ftaninja]

Tell them you believe in scientology like Tom Cruise that always pisses them off or tell them your atheeast that will really make them leave quick. LOL

[jibberjabber]

Just have Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast" blaring in the background and open the door wearing a couple of upside down crosses around your neck....that should do it;)

[fijigrog]

a brain washed group...they ran a good business...gm,ford ,chrysler should learn from these clowns...

[ftaninja]

Just have Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast" blaring in the background and open the door wearing a couple of upside down crosses around your neck....that should do it;)

Good one i like the thought. LOL

[dadssguy]

Can you imagine a Johova witness visiting a house where a kirby salesman lives.....

[polarbear67`]

Can you imagine a Johova witness visiting a house where a kirby salesman lives.....

that would SUCK - lmao ...... get it ....... suck ?????? aww never mind

[dadssguy]

that would SUCK - lmao ...... get it ....... suck ?????? aww never mind

Wait..... a few more rums and I will get it..... lol

[fijigrog]

that would SUCK - lmao ...... get it ....... suck ?????? aww never mind

than they will stay for some wine as well...

[Grandmama]

They don't bother coming here anymore....I made up a sign that has no salesmen or religious preachers and put it by the doorbell....so to begin with when they rang the bell I wouls yell at them "can't you read the fucking sign" and slammed the door in their faces...now they don't bother us....:D

[fijigrog]

They don't bother coming here anymore....I made up a sign that has no salesmen or religious preachers and put it by the doorbell....so to begin with when they rang the bell I wouls yell at them "can't you read the fucking sign" and slammed the door in their faces...now they don't bother us....:D

well good tactics there gm,i try to hide,i told them not to come but like bad pests ,keeps on coming

[rriker111]

used to bug me all the time until they came over one windy day and when I opened screen door the wind caught it and knocked one of then down the steps into a snow bank..:eek:..tried to apologize but they scurried off and haven't seen them since...lol..screen doors ok though..:D

[fijigrog]

.used to bug me all the time until they came over one windy day and when I opened screen door the wind caught it and knocked one of then down the steps into a snow bank..:eek:..tried to apologize but they scurried off and haven't seen them since...lol..screen doors ok though..:D

haha... i gotta do something like u or gm,they dont know no........but like a good business keep calling........lol

[ftaboyz]

Just do what a buddy of mine did when jw girls came to the door. He opened door with his house coat open and his unit hanging out!!They stopped after that!!

[fijigrog]

Just do what a buddy of mine did when jw girls came to the door. He opened door with his house coat open and his unit hanging out!!They stopped after that!!

good one ftaboyz.......guess its a sin to see the real bat...hehehe:p

[houndawg]

You could always turn your tv up real loud and put it on a porno channel...wait awhile answer the door wearing just a robe on ...this is the important part...put a baking potatoe in front pocket..to similate arousel...ask if they got a smoke ...lol...but don't mess up and put it in rear pocket..cause then it just looks like your carring a load?....mmm that might work too? This is a trick i use to make my neighbors think im a stud!! Only thing is ...i usually have to turn it off when ole lady gets home and if mother -in-law showed up would kinda be ackward too? Hope this helps someone out?

[houndawg]

Fij ...those assholes use to do the same shit to me too. :cool:

[rriker111]

You could always turn your tv up real loud and put it on a porno channel...wait awhile answer the door wearing just a robe on ...this is the important part...put a baking potatoe in front pocket..to similate arousel...ask if they got a smoke ...lol...but don't mess up and put it in rear pocket..cause then it just looks like your carring a load?....mmm that might work too? This is a trick i use to make my neighbors think im a stud!! Only thing is ...i usually have to turn it off when ole lady gets home and if mother -in-law showed up would kinda be ackward too? Hope this helps someone out?
I always found the potato got in the way of my boner:eek::eek::o.lol

[slickblackcoupe]

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/Janet-Grove-Jehovah-Witness-Sign-744976.jpg

[Fran]

http://www.mopo.ca/uploaded_images/Janet-Grove-Jehovah-Witness-Sign-744976.jpg

Works for me!:new_all_c:new_all_c

[fijigrog]

a good one slick

[mark34120]

Try painting pigs blood over your door.

[Salesman]

They don't bother coming here anymore....I made up a sign that has no salesmen or religious preachers and put it by the doorbell....so to begin with when they rang the bell I wouls yell at them "can't you read the fucking sign" and slammed the door in their faces...now they don't bother us....:D

WOW no Salesman Shit Grandmama i cant stop by for RUM LMAO.


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[dadssguy]

WOW no Salesman Shit Grandmama i cant stop by for RUM LMAO.


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Not at her house.... lol

[fijigrog]

Not at her house.... lol

but they will come to the house anyway........:p

[flintknapper]

it was explained to me tha the jehovah's witness' think that heaven is here on earth. and that when they go house to house they are picking them one out for when the end comes lol. you think you are just being preached to but are actually giving a open house for when you won't be around to see it. LOL may they suck my dick and live in fido's house. i know i know i am going to hell. well all i have to say is stoke the fire and tell that big red sum beech to scoot the hell over.

[glencf]

i just showem my pagan tats.....and ask if theyve become friends with satan...............woooooo woooooot works every time...and a little tongue....flickin between two fingers sends em on there way.....lalalalalal

[polarbear67`]

we ought to make all these methods into a book - would be a best seller The FSF guide to deep sixin Jehovahs.

Dont have to worry about any of them bein members here - they dont believe in TV, hmmm....... what kind of godless creatures are they ????? - LMAO !!!!!