Another pass it along

[CyberDavey]

thanks to Sades from alfta

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas.

The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
I just did.

George Carlin

[jollyroger]

I can dig it.

thanks to Sades from alfta

George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas.

The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot.

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.

Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends.
I just did.

George Carlin

[trickyrick]

I always thought George Carlin would make an excellent President. Unlike the present one George would say "Fuck Em" and our economy would revive.

So George Carlin for President in 2008


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[newcomer]

hello, i am getting some trouble with my vs2000 plat viewsat its new, i would like to know how to get a program 4 it as well as how to enter the program manually. the zip files posted i cannot seem to get them open. please help. or show me the right direction how to . thank u newcomer.

[CyberDavey]

follow this link for step by step directions, and for future reference please keep your questions in the discussion area, you need to download a zip program such as winzip.
good luck, any other questions just post them in the discussion area.
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http://freesatfix.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13


hello, i am getting some trouble with my vs2000 plat viewsat its new, i would like to know how to get a program 4 it as well as how to enter the program manually. the zip files posted i cannot seem to get them open. please help. or show me the right direction how to . thank u newcomer.

[jollyroger]

newcomer,

Here is a link to a FREE Zip utility that will unpack any .zip file. Again, it's free and it works very well.

http://www.pkware.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=59&Itemid=103/

After you've installed that PKWARE software, go to the link that CyberDavey provided for step by step instructions on how to setup your system...

http://freesatfix.com/forums/showthread.php?t=13

Good luck!


hello, i am getting some trouble with my vs2000 plat viewsat its new, i would like to know how to get a program 4 it as well as how to enter the program manually. the zip files posted i cannot seem to get them open. please help. or show me the right direction how to . thank u newcomer.